Top Ten Annoying Occurrences
1. When I misspell occurrences over and again and the spell czech won't leave me alone because there are too many "R"s in the word. R is for Redundant.
2. When I cut people off in traffic and they flip me off. LADIES FIRST, JACKa$%!
3. When i'm at a red light reading my tabloid mag and the light turns green and the people behind me honk. RUDE!!! I seriously HATE that.
4. Ketchup explosions on a white shirt. Hate that.
5. Pre-mustard watery drip on perfectly good sandwich bread. NOW IT'S ALL SOGGY! GROSS! I WON'T EAT IT! I'LL SUE! I BREAK DOWN AND EAT CARBS AND NOW I HAVE SOGGY BREAD??? MY LIFE IS RUINED... RUINED, I SAY!
6. When the pimpled teen at the grocery store calls me "Ma'am". I'll take you over my knee and give you a sound lickin'! That's what I'll do! how DARE you call me a decrepit old hag! HOW DARE YOU!
7. When today is my big race and my ride is coming at 5:30am but I'm so amped I wake up at 3am and stare at the ceiling.
8. When I'm getting ready for my race and I put my make-up on the dark so I won't wake my sis and now I look exactly like a drag queen.
9. When my ride is here and I can't finish this list.... Finish it for me, would ya???
PS ENERGY DRINKS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!! I'M COMING OUT OF MY SKIN! WHO FEELS LIKE RUNNING A RACE TODAY???! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
wow. I'll prob'ly crash hard. (If I dont suffer a massive heart attack first.) I'll so sorry I shouted at you. I'm just very excited.
PS Hate is a harsh word. I hate when people use it.