Why?
Why?
This post is lovingly dedicated to all the haters from JanaLees World: It's the little things. Enjoy!
For the rest of Youz I'd like to apologise for this very crass and tasteless post. Although I'm laughing out loud as I write this I realized I should be ashamed of myself.
I am a LOVER not a FIGHTER. I never pick a fight but I will certainly not back down to an attacker...
That said: FORWARD MARCH!
I had a wonderful day at Seven Peaks Water Park with my family today.
T-Bone made me proud as he proved he was now a Real Man by SLAPPING MY BUM everytime he walked by and saying, "Hey Mama!".
It was some good solid smacking and his father responded with:
"Well... he ain't no dummy! He knows his Mama's Hot!"
I also witnessed my son make friends with a random boy by squishing up his belly button and making it talk."Hi! I'm a talking Belly Button! I'm a talking Belly Button!"
The other boy proceeded to follow suit.
Soon they were engossed in naval convos and I could not stop laughing.
I like kids SOOO much better than I like adults!
Do you think if I posted a video of me making my Belly Button talk the Haters would warm up to me? I really detest contention... Maybe I'll give it a shot!
