CLICK HERE TO WATCH DARK CAR DANCE OF DEATH #1
CLICK HERE TO WATCH CAR DANCE OF DEATH #2
I should go to bed. It's 3:17am. But I simply cannot sleep until I confess my sin. It's a doozy. (I took this pic tonight but I'm too upset to discuss it. More tomorrow...)
Here we go. (Deep breath) I just can't keep secrets from you! I mean, you totally LOVE me! Or you at least really like me... OR you're just curious what else I'm gonna come up with... whatever the reason you read this I must be honest with you.
I'm just going to say this fast. Tear off the band aid quick... IWASCARDANCINGANDIKILLEDAWILDPIG!!!!!!
Did you get that?
Sydni and I drove to Phoenix to get our hair did tonight. (I'll give you a full report tomorrow when I've fully recovered from the shock...It's highly entertaining, I assure you. Took lots of great pics of MEEEE which I will post on Myspace and FB in a minute... check me out.)
On the way back I thought it would be brilliant to car dance and have Sydni video me being ridiculous. There were no cars whatever on the freeway. But when I least expected it a HUGE javalina was right in front of me and BLAM!!!! GAME OVER!!!! Bump bump. Gone.
I totally cried. (Ok... I didn't actually cry because I'm all cried out lately but I kinda whimpered...)
I was like, "oh no! I'm so sorry I killed you because I was car dancing! I'm so sorry!"
I kept saying I was sorry to the dead pig. I turned the car around to make sure it was dead. Horrible to see the results of my carelessness.
Then I said, "Sydni, this is our little secret. I will feel sooooo bad if anyone finds out about this!!!
That's all I have to say tonight. I hope you still love me after this. (Or at least like me or at least are curious about what I might say next because not even the angels in heaven know what's gonna come outta my mouth next. Your guess is as good as mine.)
Enjoy the video. I have blood on my hands. And now... so do you.
BTW, I DO NOT THINK THIS IS FUNNY BUT IF I DON'T LAUGH I'LL CRY. I felt really reallt bad and awful and I still do... Don't car dance and drive.
